Anyway. There was an interesting article about the Koran and Bible, which included a description of publishing and marketing by religious publishing houses, and it noted that there was (wait for it): God's Little Princess Bible, which is apparently pink and sparkly and marketed towards little girls. I realize that this has little to do with food or fashion (but it does sort of make you think of having a good stiff drink like a Negroni, doesn't it?), but... wow. I kept trying to get my head around making the sword of Damocles pink and sparkly. Or the Book of Job. This is sort of how I imagined it would look.
Obviously, I could have spent more time and energy thinking of a way to sear this into your unsuspecting corneas, but I have to go pick the kids up from school.