Wednesday, December 16, 2009

It's a Death-Threat Free Holiday!

I realized at some point today that I no longer eyeball the car door handle as I go to open it when it's parked in front of the house (in case it's been smeared with feces during the night). I haven't had to call the police about death threats (the kind directed at me) in a really long time. And the deafening silence of not being called a rhubarb-stealing whore?I gotta say, it's better than carolers.
May your holidays be free of being called a whore and threatened with death. That may not sounds all merry, merry, but don't knock the joys of a death-threat free holiday.

1 comment:

cook eat FRET said...

catching up
this was just too good...