If you scroll down to about page 3 on the link, you can admire, in better resolution, the district's very own crappy! chart!. Strategies (and this is for realsies, not me goofing around with Satiric Bureaucratic Titles) include "Ensure Excellence in Every Classroom" and "Strengthen Leaders System-Wide." Which sounds alot like "Make Stuff Better for kids" and "Make Stuff Better," just with Self-Important Capitalization And Titling. I've popped the other day's crappy chart in, as well, so you can contemplate the difference between a spoof "analysis" of Performance Management and a professionally produced summary of The Accomplishments Of The Strategic Plan.It's hard not to notice the SPS's luuuuurve for Making Every Little Thing into An Acronym-o-rific Title. And also that "Status" doesn't really mention any "results." I know. Picky, picky.
Anyway, the poll's in the sidebar. Vote away, even if you're a dead Chicagoan who's already voted twice.